• Python: What if everything was a dict?
  • Java: What if everything was an object?
  • JavaScript: What if everything was a dict *and* an object?
  • C: What if everything was a pointer?
  • APL: What if everything was an array?
  • Tcl: What if everything was a string?
  • Prolog: What if everything was a term?
  • LISP: What if everything was a pair?
  • Scheme: What if everything was a function?
  • Haskell: What if everything was a monad?
  • Assembly: What if everything was a register?
  • Coq: What if everything was a type/proposition?
  • COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE?
  • C#: What if everything was like Java, but different?
  • Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched?
  • Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END
  • C++: What if we added everything to the language?
  • C++11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff?
  • Rust: What if garbage collection didn’t exist?
  • Go: What if we tried designing C a second time?
  • Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language?
  • Perl6: What if we took the joke too far?
  • PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier?
  • VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program?
  • VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again?
  • Forth: What if everything was a stack?
  • ColorForth: What if the stack was green?
  • PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi?
  • XSLT: What if everything was an XML element?
  • Make: What if everything was a dependency?
  • m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted?
  • Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM?
  • Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM?
  • Lua: What if game developers got tired of C++?
  • Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything?
  • Malbolge: What if there is no god?